I’m smoking weed for the first time today, and I don’t want to get caught. I don’t want it to set off my fire alarm or stink up the place too much. Here’s my plan.

I light the weed inside my apartment, inhale, and the step outside to exhale and release the smoke right in front of the doorway. I’ll keep my door open while doing this. Then I step back inside with my lit joint and wait about ten minutes. If I’m satisfied with how high I am at that point, I flush the joint down the toilet. If not, I take another hit and wait another ten minutes.

Does this sound ok? If I exhale outside right in front of the doorway with the door open, does that keep the fire alarm from going off? Does it keep the smell out of my apartment? If I stay inside my aparment with the lit joint for like ten minutes without taking a hit from it inside the apartment, will the lit joint set off the fire alarm or release much smell into the apartment?