Okay , I’ve been smoking weed for a few months now , first joint was with my mum !
And over the past few weeks I’ve saved up and bought just over 10g (£120) yeah the prices are pretty shit .. But anyway – usually I smoke around .7g per blunt – don’t smoke it with tobacco it’s terrible with :/ and with .7g I’m quite high , the general things
– hearing things – doing random shit – eating .. You get the drift ..
But , I decided to try eating weed – as my step mum is ALWAYS in the house I couldn’t make Cannabutter , and most of these recipes are using 1ounce of trimmings – but trimmings are hard to get hold of if your dealer is shit .. So I decided to just try throwing some weed into some chocolate and seeing what happened …
I used around 1g I think .. Maybe more or less , but I ground up all my weed and I put in half a shot glass (not tightly packed – just a few pinch’s) so my weed was ready !
I made them and put them in some sort of plastic lid , the result looked like a chocolate coin , but I only used a tea spoon in each chocolate . They set within 1 hour of being just on my window side – I left them 2 days before eating . I made 6 from half a bar of choc and 1g of weed
I brought them to my friends house -my other friend asked for half of 1 , and so him and another friend had half …they said they didn’t feel anything – so I was feeling pretty sad ..
But anyway , later on when everyone has gone and it was just me and my friend at his house , neither of us had ever eaten weed before so because my friend had a half and he didn’t get high , we decided to have the rest – 2 and a half each !!!
After 30 minutes i was feeling pretty fucked – literally couldn’t say anything without dieing of laughing .. I thought a cow was stuck in the fridge and I started crying on the floor .. I got really scared of his dog and when it licked me i started crying , my friend didn’t seem to be high , as when I was laughing he just seemed to be getting pissed off , but after another half an hour .. He was fucked – LOTS happened in the next hour , like a huge mission to get a glass of water .. Then another mission to get a mirror , the fact that our eyes were FULLY red .. We led on the floor and my friend started lifting his legs and arms up saying he was a piece of metal and there was a magnet on the roof , I said I was a piece of plastic 😉 ..
We did loads and i can’t be arsed to tell you everything else – but , I’ve NEVER felt so high , I literally couldn’t move half of the time ..
So it was like .3 g to get amazingly fucked that you can’t even move !!!!
Okay – story finished and onto HOW TO !!
Things you will need
– half a big bar of chocolate
– a microwave
– a plastic tub
– a mixing device (a spoon is good !)
– around 1g of some bud – not trimmings
– chocolate moulds (anything like an ice cube tray – use 1 tea spoon of mixture per choc.)
– melt the chocolate in a plastic tub , put it on for 20 second then check it , and repeat until it is melted nicley
– once it is melted , put your ground up weed in
– mix it up so the weed is mixed in properly
– put in microwave for another 20 seconds
– spoon it into your choice of mould
– leave to set somewhere cold
– leave 1-2 days before eating
I would only eat 1(but if you want to be high in the clouds have 2?) – make sure you Eat it when you have had something to eat before !
Thanks for reading my story if you did and a PIC tutorial will be up soon 😀